me: *does nothing*
me: wow im so tired

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

americanhighwayflower:

I hate when ppl start talking about their friends as if u should know them already like “Oh so I was talking to Kathy” who the fuck is Kathy

blhak:

With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still testing on animals ?

che131:

alcoholicgifts:

this dude stays ready

I throw my fist up when scared 😂 I guess I learned it from watching so much power rangers as a kid

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mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?